meet Baili Buck and Bradley

well not so much Bradley and Buck. But here is their interesting story.

So...first...lets meet Jesse. Jesse is the son of Nova and Dustin. For whatever reason, Jesse inherited the normal Sims2 eyes and not the nice realistic ones. Like it passed through five generations and was only showing up with Nova and Dustins offspring. Why did I keep them paired? Well there is a gene Im breeding out. Basically the noses on some males looks odd and slightly detached from their face. Only shows up on the Y chromosome I guess. Anyway...Jesse got normal green Sims eyes but didnt inherit the nose gene.

sooo...I kept him.

However I wanted the realistic eyes back with hopefully more males.

Now meet Ashlynne (I think). Ashlynne is Novas mom. Since I can only have cousins mate within the game, I summoned the tombstone of life and death.

boolprop testingcheatsenabled true > shift + left click on person > spawn > Tombstone of L & D

Nova became pregnant with Ashlynnes baby and Ashlynne became pregnant by Dustin.

O.o

talk about redneck.

So...Nova had a little girl that I named Baili. She isnt bad looking so I kept her around. Thats her in the picture at the top of this post.

Ashlynne had twin boys...Buck and Bradley. But I killed them cause they had the nose gene.

Apparently when I went to take more pics...there were triplets. I think they might also be Ashlynnes but Im not sure with who XD.

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Todays giggles and some updates grr windows

Dear Blogspotters,

You get my juicy posts that are uncut and my free mind. Totally not kid friendly, racist, and sometimes fairly emotional. Good job.

So todays blog is really about black people and windows. XD

First lets start with black people. So mom and sis didnt pay the electric bill. Yeah that means Im out from Sims, Katamari, AND Harvest Moon in one hit!!! Expect more blogs to roll in.

ANYWAY.

So I went to school to get my bus pass. Was waiting in line to get my sticker. The chick in front of me took 10 minutes to brush her hair and junk...just to take a pic. Mind you that once you have a pic you DONT get a new one. So she bitched about it. -_-

omg black pplz

So then mom came and got me so she could take sis to work. She was talking about how we couldnt cook or anything.

oddly enough we have a gas stove...hmmm

So I was like "why cant we just light the gas with a lighter?"

"Our stove is electric and gas"

"but the electricity is only used to light the gas...hence why it goes tick tick bwoooof"

"Then why did the oven not come on last time the power was out?"

"because there was no electricity to start it?"

Then low and behold...my sister said something smart?

"She means you needed electricity to start the spark to light the gas"

for some odd reason my mom only understands when my sister said it...

dumb

Anyway now time to rant about windows.

I loved XP automatic updates cause they dont bug the shit out of you...till recently.

I have been on this computer maybe an hour and it has sent me five popups asking me if I wanna restart now

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *kill*

Been having these odd dreams. One from the night before last.

I fell to the floor. I had...fur? I went up to her. She had kids. "let me help you" I said. She directed me to help go find food for the group. I did. A man tried to shoot them. I let out a hiss. She praised me for my work...and let me know she was a witch. She made me human again....and I defeated the evil man.

Then last night,

The man shot straight at the door. He was aiming to kill. We owed the mob. Our house exploded as I ran out the door. He caught me and put me in a prison with a nice family. Together we broke out and got into a huge gun fight with the mobsters. Then they took me home. Their home was terribly destroyed but fixable. I found their dog outside...their dog...or was it? It was MY old dog...one that was brutally murdered.

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