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Selasa, 21 Juni 2016

nerdy blog

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Im blaming Taylor for this....




So I was just surfing Facebook on Google Chrome when Taylor insulted Google...

Then it froze.

Then I clicked "kill"

but it didnt kill...it just killed Facebook (thought it would close the application)

and made a sad face at me =[

But I decided I wanna work for google. I mean why not?
well are you asking why?

*You get to choose between two medical insurance companies (three in california)
*Full dental
*Full vision...where you can get almost any sort of contacts or frames
*some transportation to certain places (for free)
*EAP (helps with children, pets, other family...)
*Life insurance...with the ability to pay for even more
*short term disability (when you are burnt out and stuff) as well as long term disability
*Business travel accident insurance
*college savings
*401K
*Maternal AND Paternal leave (even covered when you adopt a child....and they will help pay if you adopt)
*Tuition reimbursement
*free lunch and dinner

and like...a lot more

so screw you taylor...Im working for Google

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Grandma is a fag

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Grandma, mom, Danny, and I went to K-mart the other day...and I told grandma that if she did this one thing (dont even remember) then she is a fag. She then went on to tell me later that she is a fag. Then she wanted to buy this stupid blow up penguin thing and I told her that shed get chlamydia if she bought it. She yelled out in the store that she wanted chlamydia.

LOL fail grandma.

So the picture on the left is a 24 month onsie... It says Stud Muffin seeks cupcakes. *Must be sweet. I totally wish I had a kid so I could have an excuse to buy it lol. Its effing cuuute. I mean the cutest thing I have ever seen for a baby boy (or lesbian baby I guess...if youre that into your kid being a lesbian).

Oh anyway...earlier that day we went to Frys. I asked where I could find Nero or any other DVD ripping software. The guy went on about how it didnt void copyright. Do I look stupid? I mean wtf!!! So now fully irritated he tried to get me to buy Roxio...which I beyond HATE. I gave him the stupid look (the punch you face Tom always talks about but times 100) and just turned up my iPod and walked away with Nero.

Then I saw Kelly and was like ZOMG KELLY I LOVE YOUUUZ

anyway...Ima go steal some candy and a soda from my diabetic fag of a grandmother XD
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Senin, 13 Juni 2016

Awesome

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I really have nothing to say.  Just noting that Im -$1 cause I bought yogurt...then minus another $1 cause I got it from Wal-Mart

so...

Yoplait yogurt - $0.66 -  $2


Owed so far....$7
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Selasa, 07 Juni 2016

lets talk about David

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This is a quote from Davids twitter.

rabbiman
theyre talking about me... I dont know why.... DX


So I have decided that David really isnt what he seems to be. He is really...a transformer type creature. He is hiding in his ultimate form and his real form is pictured to your right.

What a magnificent transformation!

but you cant hide from me!!!!! :O
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Selasa, 31 Mei 2016

SAD BLOG

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This blog features Hachiko...scroll down to read about him.

Well first we are going to start about an update to what happened.

Vicky Sue...the gf of manslut.

Yeah me and thim both agree that manslut is totally using Vicky Jo.

It sucks cause Vicky Jo is really cool but dunno how to tell her...about Mary Sue. If you arent sure what I mean consult Takas blog.

EFF YOU MANSLUT. I DIDNT MIND YOU TILL NOW! NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES YOU.

anyway now for a story that is just tragic...and not about mansluts.
Its about a dog.

His name was Hachik? and he was an akita that lived in Tokyo.



Yes he has his own statue in Japan.

copied from Wiki...yeah its pretty accurate

In 1924, Hachik? was brought to Tokyo by his owner Hidesabur? Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the University of Tokyo. During his owners life Hachik? saw him off from the front door and greeted him at the end of the day at the nearby Shibuya Station. The pair continued their daily routine until May 1925, when Professor Ueno did not return on the usual train one evening. The professor had suffered a stroke at the university that day. He died and never returned to the train station where his friend was waiting. Hachik? was given away after his masters death, but he routinely escaped, showing up again and again at his old home. Eventually, Hachik? apparently realised that Professor Ueno no longer lived at the house. So he went to look for his master at the train station where he had accompanied him so many times before. Each day, Hachik? waited for Professor Ueno to return. And each day he did not see his friend among the commuters at the station.The permanent fixture at the train station that was Hachik? attracted the attention of other commuters. Many of the people who frequented the Shibuya train station had seen Hachik? and Professor Ueno together each day. They brought Hachik? treats and food to nourish him during his wait. This continued for 10 years, with Hachik? appearing only in the evening time, precisely when the train was due at the station.


Hachik? died on March 8, 1935. He was found on a street in Shibuya. His heart was infected with filarial worms and 3–4 yakitori sticks were found in his stomach. His stuffed and mounted remains are kept at the National Science Museum of Japan in Ueno, Tokyo.


This doesnt mean we should all go out and get Akitas though. They are a very dominant breed and will likely eat you if you arent 100% sure on what you are doing...or youre over confident. So lets just admire their beauty on here.




These dogs are HIGH on the euthanasia list...like up there with pit bulls and rotties. Im not saying never own one just be experienced...but if you do then adopt...

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Senin, 30 Mei 2016

still alive

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And still strong...sorta

Its like being a dog. No matter what you do I will still be there waiting for you the next day. I may need my time to recover but the more you push the more I pull. Its unconditional. It never changes. But did you know that? Im not going anywhere till you want me to go.

So besides being completely shaken and angry at retarded events....well theres DRAMA beyond all belief.

I wish I could hide but there is NOWHERE
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Rabu, 25 Mei 2016

back table woes and Elliot ♀

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8:09AM

Everyone has left to go to class

I checked my e-mail to make sure there were no changes to schedule (well actually to see if my history teacher was stopping class Tuesday...cause Id be happy).

Well in my inbox I found something that made me happy, sad,

and sorta blah.

My teacher canceled class...my only class today. So I could be cuddled up with Adam in a nice cozy blanket but no Im here.

Thats ok cause Felicia is here...so its not really back table woes anymore but I cant find another title.

So Taka is convinced that she wants to name her daughter Elliot.

Elliot is a boys name that means the lord is my savior (babynames.com)
And Ellie is a girls name.

But it has grown on me as an exotic girls name =]

Felicia says no...lol

By the way I hate pink so Id probably rarely dress my girls in pink. That and I like to reuse so everything will likely be neutral.

And if I have a girl and name her Danaƫ Id probably spell it differently...

or not

=]


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Sabtu, 21 Mei 2016

2010 Resolution

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So it turns out you CAN make quotes on blogger XD.

ANYWAY I have decided to use tumblr for Davids missions....thats one resolution. KEEP IN TOUCH!!!

and besides that.

2) get into shape.
3) pass all classes
4) eat better
5) get a job so I can eat better
6) get my dogs back
7) Donate at least a gallon of blood
8) Donate to at least three charities

and yup!!!!

Seeing as I woke up at 5pm today...were off to a rocky start XD
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Jumat, 20 Mei 2016

like youd know dude

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Starting with today...my teacher for Psych 305 was talking about how men were the leaders of the house so they were used in commercials to promote sort of a..."Im telling you to do this cause Im a man" sort of thing even on a tampon commercial. Well she was like "cause youd know dude."

XD

And last night my Anthro teacher was talking about how a science person would view a philosopher. Its like they cant feel or see their theory. "Its like imagining pleasure...like mental masturbation."

XDD

Ugh I was walking home and it was lonely and cold. My fingers were freezing and I think I started having a panic attack. I hurried home but...i didnt want to really be there. Id rather be going to Adams bed...warm and cozy.

on my way home from the dark bus stop I walked alone. A man jumped out of the bush. He grabbed me and tried to rip off my shirt. I tackled him to the ground and tied him to a pole. I found a large knife in his pocket. I smiled and slipped off his pants. I shoved his pants in his mouth so he wouldnt scream. I wandered around the avenue and found a branch and placed it in between his legs. I picked up his testicle and slowly cut his skin. I pushed his testicle to the ground and gave it a quick whack with the blade. He tried to scream. I closed up his scrotum and did the same on the other side. WHACK. I pulled out my stapler and stapled his scrotum closed. I put his pants back on and walked away.

This is why I shouldnt walk home alone. I get crazy thoughts like this.

=]
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very nasty blog

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thats not about poop.


Anyway so people are effing retarded.

It alls tarted on my way to history.


Well these people werent retarded but as I was going upstairs there were like twenty people going downstairs and it just really bugged the crap out of me.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr


anyway so I actually got in history and this effing retarded chick walks in with these noisy bracelets on and she felt it was a must to keep moving her arm. And then this dudes phone goes off and he just acts like nothings happening...like duh dude were all steering at you we know.

douche bag

So I saw this girl who is like anti abortion from a class in spring. She had her kid...rape baby and yeah long story short I was like "no wonder she got raped." Dude shes wearing super short shorts...as in I could see her butt cheeks. If she would have bent over Id probably see her youhoo. I mean she is just handing it out to the world like "HEY COME AND GET IT!" Pretty sure any hungry dog would go for it...

If I saw my daughter dress like that Id kick her out...
I mean I wouldnt buy clothes like that for her but if she managed to get them or make them...yeah she wouldnt be comin back home.

And you guys know me...Im a lenient person.

enough being mean now
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Senin, 16 Mei 2016

a blog about people I think

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So first things first.  Anyone notice Anji could easily play in a movie set in New Zealand?  

David I love you.  lol.  You are actually the reason I didnt go to school Thursday.  Kinda got sick...and the first person I thought of was David.  Urgh couldnt do that to him.

It seems to be the month of love.  Everyone wants to be with someone.  Good luck guys. David if you start drowning we will all form a giant net and catch you...like this one.

Just a little friendlier =]

as far as Thim...someday.  =]

Speaking of fish netting and junk...

Adam created this new game where he catches people with a blanket.  He did this to Danny (my brother) and he ended up running into a wall, a door, and crashing his head on the glass table like 3 times.  Never shed a tear till he fell down after I pulled this snow sleigh thing.... -_-

Mow cat...goes...mow

I REALLY WANT SOME CAKE, ICE CREAM, AND PIZZA D:

yes thats a cake =]

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Minggu, 15 Mei 2016

B blog I think so!

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this blog was originally about Adam...and he said "Make this blog about Adam playing L4D2 DEMO while he is playing vs. on the Demo" and he says Fuck You Jacob....

-_-

Adam youre an attention whore.

So I really like the name Raine...which is something he picked out. Well I love it except it is really hard to find a middle name for.

I asked Thim and this is what she came up with
Raine May
Raine Elizabeth
Raine Elliot (thim Elliot is a boys name...still lol)
Raine Emily
Raine Addie
Raine Annie
Raine Paige
Raine Anabelle
and someone said Raine Noelle

men always pick the hardest names.

Maybe Raine Annette....

I really love Danae as a name (It originally has an accent...so Danaƫ) and Zarah (Zara) just cayse they sound cool...and are exotic as well as Sonora and Tenaya. But...out of all boy names...I still favor Orion :O and have started to favor Dante. My only problem with Dante is the first Dante I met was an annoying black kid who I wanted to punt cause of his short size. Tenaya...was a girl in high school who was very...well...out there, a stoner, got knocked up, and dropped out of high school...lol. I severley started to favor Dante as a boys name when Adam suggested it.


so Yup...at Adams house. He totally wanted me to write a blog about him. He made me dinner...it was super filling and awesomely delicious. My stomach hurts though -no fault of his- and not sure what I want to write about. Kinda wanna cuddle with this blanket that I used to hate cause it would spit out feathers.

And I kinda want him to come warm me up but he is playing video games...being all chippy like.

So now time to have a binary conversation with Thim on facebook <3
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Jumat, 13 Mei 2016

todays real blog about non nerdy things

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Today is the first time...I have paired Navi and Eddie and fur hasnt gone flying.

Christmas litter? Maybe so =]

Hoping for some christmas babies

So someone ate all my cookies...and I cant find any pie.

>.>

<.<

I put a lot of work into those cookies. Shouldnt I choose where they go?
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Jumat, 06 Mei 2016

I just cried

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and this is why




here are the other two movements by the way



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Selasa, 03 Mei 2016

cocky I think so bloggy blog

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I walked home slowly through the dark. I got out early that night. My Ipod died soon after class though. I saw a pit bull in the yard. She looked alert. She went into the bushes. I had to walk near them...it was the only way home. And then...she pounced. I stood still. She scared me. She came up to me. She opened her mouth...she aimed for my hand....and then...

SLIRP. Yuck. She drooled on my hand. I didnt mind though as it was freezing outside and her hot breath warmed my icicles for fingers. "Hi" I said. She was lost. Her leash was on with no ID. "Where do you live?" What a foolish question. This dog was truly lost. I think she knew what I meant...as she walked from the direction she possibly came from but ended up going in circles and tucking her tail in between her legs. I gave up. Mom surely would kill me if I took her home...even though I would very likely walk around looking for her owner...ESPECIALLY since she had a collar with leash attached.

I saw a man swiftly and anxiously walking down the street. "Did you lose a dog?" He came up to me "Yes please have you seen her?" I gave him reassurance and told him his dog took off about three seconds ago and to keep going straight.

And that is my latest vicious pit bull attack. She looked a lot like the one in the picture but very much more terrified.

Ok So I know I usually talk about my odd application experiences. Well...out of all of them I think JC Penney has been the worse. I mean I had to start over like...six times because of computer errors. One time it was simply because I couldnt change my previous payment history under my previous jobs. I mean one I put 7.50 and it insisted that I added another zero...so it was 7.500...

...

So then I entered it as 7.5 and it re-entered it as 7.500

lol

And during the survey thing...about 30 out of the 50 questions it had asked if I shopped at Jc Penney and what my favorite store to shop at is.

LAME

I mean thats as bad as Petco asking about a TV or GAP Inc (old navy) having most of their questions ask if I have ever stolen anything.

so as I was writing this blog I realized Gunther sounds like Takakura from Harvest Moon: Its a Wonderful Live Special Edition.

HAHA

Like when he says "Oooh you touch my talala" it sounds almost exactly like when Takakura says "ooooh" when you talk to him.

Anyway I just found out that when you have a daughter on Harvest Moon Wonderful Life she looks like the dad. That sucks because you need to do extra steps to have a girl...and I tried super hard to marry Nami...the redhead so I could have a redhead daughter =[

I have decided that all of my favorite trance/dance/house/techno/blah blah blah songs are all emo...except Lifestyles and pretty rave girl (Which I found out is by DJ S3rl NOT I am X-ray...please everyone make a note of it)

lyrics such as

"Heavenly, is all that, I could feel
Now your here
And left without a single feel
From this day on..."
-Markus Schulz Never be the Same Again

"Feeling sad and lonely
Cause I cant find you
Call your telephone
And theres never no answer
Said you love me
Kissed me
We were in heaven
Said Im sorry
Love you, want you forever"
-we all know that one

And I just ran into this really cool song while looking for this other song.
Beam vs Cyrus - Lifestyle (original mix)
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Sabtu, 30 April 2016

Gravity Blog cross posting

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Oh bloggers...I love you guys.  I know I get a lot of traffic here but quite frankly, I feel like Im talking to myself! I will be posting at a community known as The Gravity Blog.

Girls I have met on a certain forum starting with a P, be warned that this will include many images that may cause what is otherwise noted as trigger content (much like old posts here.)  I will continue to keep this blog clean but all texts will be added to Gravity Blog.
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Jumat, 08 April 2016

a day blog about a day

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So I took Danny to the park the other day. Was pretty spiffy. I taught him how to climb up things and how to swing. He didnt really get the swing part for 30 minutes later he ate dirt LOL.

We met a kid there. He was REALLY sweet. Hope he doesnt get picked on at school =

I have twin Sims...one named Ashley and another named Ashlynne. I totally forgot about them so I made one marry Tom and the other marry his nephew, whatever his name is. Whats the point of me saying this? Ashley and Ashlynne are their distant cousins =]

So I have decided to recycle genes because Im tired of making Sims that only want to pop out kids and then ending up with like...ten families...lol.

Anyway...today I was working on my uncles computer. I was trying to disconnect the power supply and cut my hand doing so. HP thought it was super awesome to have the connector of the power supply and the motherboard RIGHT under the hard drive...and very close together. I cut my hand on some random chip/screw/thing. Hope I didnt fry anything by bleeding all over it.

New found hate: Hewlett-Packard

-_-

So still debating going to Tumblr. Its still a maybe....lol

By the way...today is Yule. Merry Yule!!!
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Rabu, 06 April 2016

odd dreams

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Ok well only involves one dream.

I will tell you the whole thing (as I remember) but only cause it was that odd....but theres one key point that confuses me.

So...

Adam left our condo to hang out. I told him Chris, my ex would be over just to visit. No big deal. Chris came over. "I miss you and want you back and never want to go home. Will you take me back?" I looked at him in a confused face. "uhhh no?" So to break awkwardness I asked Kelly if she wanted to go to this party with me. She agreed. So I left.

We had to cross the worlds largest intersection to get to the party.

*I dont remember this part of the dream....some junk happened?*

I went to pee in the toilet that was overflowing and flushing at the same time...making a whirlwind sort of thing. I did some gymnastic move to pee in it. Then I took off all my clothes and left. "Where are your clothes?" Kelly said. "Theyre wet in the bathroom."

We went back into the bathroom and their was a chick in a wheelchair throwing up in the scary toilet. I grabbed my clothes and she came closer. Suddenly I noticed another, non scary, normal toilet to my right. She dunked her head in it and flushed then put it in a ponytail like it was the normal way to do hair.

I put my clothes in the hosts room. Then we crossed the intersection.

*more junk happened?*

Now Im awake and confused. Well this dream was like...on Friday or something lol. Anyway...why does he keep popping up in my dreams? I have absolutely no feelings for him...at all and I dont want anything to do with him relationship wise at all. So confused!

I mean...I love Adam. No doubt about it. Im not hiding anything. I have no idea what my mind is trying to tell me. That I still wanna at least be friends? That I think you did the wrong thing and will regret it...even though I dont care?

I mean its the second dream in a year where he has popped in to tell me he loves me and to ask to be taken back. Its not much but still...very odd.
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Senin, 28 Maret 2016

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